Photo 14 May 488,363 notes primarie:


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

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EPCOT Phone Booths!
If you’ve ever wanted to call, these are apparently the phone numbers for the booths in Canada and the UK pavilions.
U.K. Phone Booths
Right Booth: 407 827-9861
Left Booth: 407 827-9862
Center Booth: 407 827-9863
Canada Phone Booth
407-827-9884
Go ahead! Reach out to a Disney guest and tell us all about it!

When I visited Epcot a couple weeks ago, I called the one on the right while some girl from a tour group was in there. She hung up the moment I said, “Hello?”

I’m actually really tempted to call right now.

I JUST CALLED THE CENTER ONE AND A LITTLE GIRL PICKED UP AND I SAID “ARE YOU HAVING FUN?”

SHE WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS AND I LAUGHED AND HUNG UPx
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I AM SO DOING THIS LATER oh my goodness. :D

i am totally doing this someday.

guys seriously i just got serenaded by a load of people who kept asking me if i went to the olympics because i’m from england omg, i’m going to get addicted to this

oh my god. i just called the center england one and the girl totally freaked out.

OH MY GOD I  AM FREAKING OUT I JUST CALLED AND A GUY ANSWERED AND HE ASKED WHO I WAS AND I TOLD HIM I WAS KRYSTEL AND HE WAS LIKE HI KRYSTEL, THIS IS A PAYPHONE HERE IN EPCOT IN THE UK AND I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS HAVING A NICE DAY AND HE TOLD ME IT JUST STARTED TO RAIN AND THEN HE ASKED ME WHERE I WAS AND I SAID I WAS IN TEXAS AND THEN HE SAID OH THAT’S FAR AND HE WAS LIKE OH WELL I BETTER LEAVE YOU TO IT HAVE A NICE DAY AND I SAID HAVE A NICE DAY TOO AND HE HUNG UP WOW ACTUALLY THE NICEST GUY EVER AW MAN THAT WAS AWESOME 

i’m doing this someday

I’ve actually answered the middle phone before and someone started talking to me in a different language. Lol This makes sense now!!

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EPCOT Phone Booths!

If you’ve ever wanted to call, these are apparently the phone numbers for the booths in Canada and the UK pavilions.

U.K. Phone Booths

  • Right Booth: 407 827-9861
  • Left Booth: 407 827-9862
  • Center Booth: 407 827-9863

Canada Phone Booth

  • 407-827-9884

Go ahead! Reach out to a Disney guest and tell us all about it!

When I visited Epcot a couple weeks ago, I called the one on the right while some girl from a tour group was in there. She hung up the moment I said, “Hello?”

I’m actually really tempted to call right now.

I JUST CALLED THE CENTER ONE AND A LITTLE GIRL PICKED UP AND I SAID “ARE YOU HAVING FUN?”

SHE WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS AND I LAUGHED AND HUNG UPx

WHAT COOL why does this not have more notes

I AM SO DOING THIS LATER oh my goodness. :D

i am totally doing this someday.

guys seriously i just got serenaded by a load of people who kept asking me if i went to the olympics because i’m from england omg, i’m going to get addicted to this

oh my god. i just called the center england one and the girl totally freaked out.

OH MY GOD I  AM FREAKING OUT I JUST CALLED AND A GUY ANSWERED AND HE ASKED WHO I WAS AND I TOLD HIM I WAS KRYSTEL AND HE WAS LIKE HI KRYSTEL, THIS IS A PAYPHONE HERE IN EPCOT IN THE UK AND I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS HAVING A NICE DAY AND HE TOLD ME IT JUST STARTED TO RAIN AND THEN HE ASKED ME WHERE I WAS AND I SAID I WAS IN TEXAS AND THEN HE SAID OH THAT’S FAR AND HE WAS LIKE OH WELL I BETTER LEAVE YOU TO IT HAVE A NICE DAY AND I SAID HAVE A NICE DAY TOO AND HE HUNG UP WOW ACTUALLY THE NICEST GUY EVER AW MAN THAT WAS AWESOME 

i’m doing this someday

I’ve actually answered the middle phone before and someone started talking to me in a different language. Lol This makes sense now!!

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Week 1: Run one minute. Walk 90 seconds. Repeat eight times. Do three times a week.
Week 2: Run two minutes. Walk one minute. Repeat seven times. Do three times a week.
Week 3: Run three minutes. Walk one minute. Repeat six times. Do three times a week.
Week 4: Run five minutes. Walk two minutes. Repeat four times. Do three times a week.
Week 5: Run eight minutes. Walk two minutes. Repeat three times. Do three times a week.
Week 6: Run twelve minutes. Walk one minute. Repeat three times. Do three times a week.
Week 7: Run fifteen minutes. Walk one minute. Run fifteen minutes. Do three times a week.
Week 8: Run thirty minutes continuously.

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Text 25 Jun Jazz…

I’ve been listening to a lot of Jazz lately… It reminded me of a very different time of my life. I played Jazz saxophone from 5th grade til about 10th grade. I loved Jazz. It’s all I would play. I would constantly be looking up songs and trying out new ways to play it. Something about it had a hold on me and wouldn’t let go. I had such a passion for the music, for the skill it took, and the effect it had on people.

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I need to learn how to be passionate about more things. Not to make everything I do my passion, but to take that feeling of pure enjoyment about the little things in life and how much they truly effect me. Nothing puts a smile on my face more than getting a thank you from a person that I just helped at a Physical Therapy Clinic. It’s a different kind of “Thanks”, and you can easily tell. I’m helping them learn to walk again, or I’m helping them back from a serious injury or surgery. Seeing that look of satisfaction and accomplishment makes what I do worth all the hours of schooling and work. To know that I helped make someones life better is the best feeling in the world. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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I guess you could call my love for Physical Therapy a passion. I think that my true passion is being a care-taker. Yeah. I’ll stick with that.

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How to look like Drake.

A Make-up Tutorial. 

I don’t know what I was expecting

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ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!

Omg

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This is unreal!!!

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Text 15 Jun 1 note Welp…

Yeah. My life is awesome.

-My friends are amazing

-This girl I like, she’s freaking awesome

-I’m learning more about Physical Therapy

-I love Physical Therapy

-There really isn’t a bad aspect of my life right now.

I can’t complain, and I know I have in the past, but my future is looking horribly bright. Good thing I’ve got sunglasses. Hahaha

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